Who I am, is not important. Where I came from, is irrelevant. Why they call me the “FitJerk”, is self explanatory. What you need to be aware of, is that you’ve managed to land on the most honest, most entertaining and most intense fitness site in the history of the internet – mine!

You won’t find any bullshit here, mainly because I’m the guy who’s done it, tried it and been through it all. Every diet, workout program and gadget you can possibly imagine has been put through it’s paces in my personal underground lab. And guess what? They all sucked… BIG TIME!

So I worked on my own system, did my own research, and over the years I’ve mastered the art of transforming the lazy, weak and fat into the lean, mean, and stunning. And unlike some “experts” who preach absolute nonsense while looking like oversized doughnuts, my body attracts the attention of every eyeball it comes across, and my strength levels make 200 pound men look like grade-school stamp collectors… which means I can help you get in the best shape of your life. Guaranteed.

Want proof? Just check out some of my testimonials and see how people just like you, with challenges just like yours, managed to re-sculpt their physiques in record-time. And no, they weren’t special or genetically gifted. Quite the opposite, in fact. They were just smart enough to do exactly what I told them to do.

Are you smart enough to do that? Good, then pay close attention to the following…

What lies below is my four-piece fitness package. It has taken me a year to put together, and contains some of my top techniques and strategies which are responsible for remodelling the bodies of nearly ten thousand people. How’s that for a track record? Now usually, I’d sell this package (worth hundreds) at a steep discount at $59… and it’d be a steal at that price. But for a limited time, I’m going to give you exclusive access to it FOR FREE!

Why? Because my information is so effective, it pisses off the guys making a quick buck with the latest diet/pill scam. And this, makes me laugh. So be a part of the cause. Enter your name and best email address into the box below to get instant access, then apply the secrets contained within. You should start noticing results in the very first week!

Oh and by the way, this package is designed for maximum results in the shortest amount of time so it’s not exactly easy… but it is damn effective.

What You’ll Discovery Inside The Fitness Package:

• The one food you can find in your grocery store which suppresses hunger.
• A 3 week workout that burns fat & builds muscle at the same time
• The ultimate Holiday Workout Guide. Lose weight on Christmas and keep it off!
• How to train efficiently so you can get the hell out of the gym, and on with your life (if you have one)
• Custom weight tracking software so you can visually see your progress
• …And I’m only just getting started!

Now that you have my entire fitness package, you have an idea as to how I roll. If you care to know more, then stop. Because there are only 5 things you really need to know about me…

1.   I’m called what I am for a good reason…

I don’t like wasting time, I don’t kiss people’s asses, I can’t handle those who feel sorry for themselves, and I tell it like it is. I’m not here to be your friend, I’m here to show you exactly how I stay at 6% body fat year-round. While on my path of transforming complete physical failures into beautiful specimens, I’ve found there are 3 ways to motivate people…

1. Hand Holding
2. Ass Kissing
3. Ass Kicking

It just so happens that the latter is most efficient, and so I’m only a ”jerk” when you need that kick in the rear end. If that’s too intense for you, go fornicate with a blow up doll because you have a serious issue with reality. And possibly freedom. Tough love produces fast yet lasting results, and that’s a fact!

2.   I AM VERY RESULTS ORIENTED

I don’t bother with useless or unproven “THEORIES”, “MYTHS” or “SUGGESTIONS”. When I mention a technique, it’s because it WORKS, and it works because either I’ve personally tested it, or it has been successfully used in my ETraining program on ordinary people such as yourself.

Well, my ex-clients aren’t exactly “ordinary” any more. I mean they used to be… but after a few months under my wing, they graduated to “extraordinary” human beings. Would you like to be one of them? Too bad. Space is limited and I only take doers, not wanan-be’s.

3.   I DON’T CRAVE FAME

Unlike the other fitness “gurus” who dream about doing seminars, live TV shows and having chubby groupies make out with them in their stank-ass trailers…  I’m content when heads turn as I walk down the beach. I live a healthy life and sometimes even incur jealousy into others. Then I go to bed happy. Anymore attention and I’ll have to start hiring a personal bodyguard. I live a care-free live and I’d like to keep it that way, so before you start screaming that I’m in way over my head, get a clue. Which brings me to my next point…

4.   I’m A PHILANTHROPIST

Yup, I believe people SERIOUSLY need help. This is the main reason why I give away a kick-ass 3 week fat burning program for FREE (Grab it ==> HERE).  And yes I know, this whole ‘help the world’ point may be hard to believe but I see the bigger picture; if extraordinary humans don’t help humanity as a whole… then who will? You? Don’t make me laugh. That, and I am also sick and tired of seeing our amazing North American culture physically blow up into a giant ball of lard. Makes me projectile vomit. If you’re out of shape, you’re only adding to the problem. Yes, it’s your fault, but fortunately you can be part of the solution instead.

5. I HAVE AN ODD SENSE OF HUMOR

So basically, you either get with the program or get out. Eventually though, you know you’ll be back. In fact I know you’ll be back because 95% of the info out there is bullshit. It’s designed to keep you a mindless, product-consuming sheep.

Anyways, enough of about me and my ambitious ways. This site will provide you with incredible amounts of fitness information in case you’re feeling too lazy to invest a measly amount of money to start ETraining! But that’s ok, because I’m only interested in people that WANT to look sexier, not those that WISH they could.

In the mean time, you can read a few pieces of brilliance on my fitness blog.

-FJ | It’s not easy being envied by the masses