What's up everyone? Today we have another lil installment of funny shit that is bound to crack you up, giving you a hardcore ab workout. Before that though, be sure to check out my featured article Why You Shouldn't Stick To Your Niche on menwithpens.ca. It's a fellow Canadian site, so drop some comment love. The only thing is that their main editor (James) is a Habs fan, and I'm all about the lea... more.

Alright, seeing as all of you had such a positive response from last week's collection (I got called a jackass by a mom), here's round 2 of some funny, dirty lil jokes to make your Friday ever so sweet. ------------------------- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, bu... more.

Every week I'll go joke hunting and bring you jokes that "I" think are fucking hilarious. Why? Because laughter is an AWESOME ab workout. There is nothing better than laughing your brains out till your stomach feels like it will implode. --- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked th... more.

** The winner has been picked, check out my latest post to see who the lucky mofo is. Maybe it's you. Maybe not. Yeah yeah, I know, this give-away has been a little delayed. But alas, it's here! For those who read my review of the GRIPMASTER know exactly what I'm giving away. For those that don't, well I'm sure you've checked them out in all their glory from the picture. One lucky person wil... more.

Man oh man it's been a while since I've found the perfect candidate to add to the douchebag list. But hey, those times never last long because sooner or later some moron ends up catching my attention... and BAM, they earn a label that will haunt them for life. As you know, this list is for jokes, but I do have legit reasons for banishing the victims to the land of the douche. So who's the culpr... more.

Over the years, I've come across a crap load of quotes that have stopped me dead in my tracks and had me pondering about their context for hours. Ok maybe 10 minutes, but still. I love quotes, they pack so much wisdom in such few words its crazy. So here in this very post, I will be sharing some of my favorite quotes. This post will be updated regularly as the days go by, so be sure to book mark t... more.

Well to put simply, it's a list of people who I think are full of the douche, and it could be anyone. This list is meant for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. It is my opinion and I have the right to free speech, so if for some reason the person who you are madly in love with ends up on the list, don't cry about it. Take a joke, live a little. And if you personally ended up on the list... Well... CONGR... more.

Ah! Our very first person to make it on the list, and it's none other than Mark Zuckerberg! For those of you who don't know, this guy is the founder and CEO of a website that has hooked in more users than crack. It's called Facebook, heard of it? It's made him a billionaire at age 23. Now please don't get all rowdy with me and say I'm jealous of him because of this fact... because I assure you I a... more.