Man oh man it's been a while since I've found the perfect candidate to add to the douchebag list. But hey, those times never last long because sooner or later some moron ends up catching my attention... and BAM, they earn a label that will haunt them for life. As you know, this list is for jokes, but I do have legit reasons for banishing the victims to the land of the douche.So who's the culpr... more.

Well to put simply, it's a list of people who I think are full of the douche, and it could be anyone. This list is meant for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. It is my opinion and I have the right to free speech, so if for some reason the person who you are madly in love with ends up on the list, don't cry about it. Take a joke, live a little. And if you personally ended up on the list... Well... CONGR... more.

Ah! Our very first person to make it on the list, and it's none other than Mark Zuckerberg! For those of you who don't know, this guy is the founder and CEO of a website that has hooked in more users than crack. It's called Facebook, heard of it? It's made him a billionaire at age 23. Now please don't get all rowdy with me and say I'm jealous of him because of this fact... because I assure you I a... more.