Archive for the ‘Jerk Rants’ Category
- The Biggest Loser Gets Criticized By Lame Fitness Pros 11 CommentsPosted by FitJerk on September 19, 2009 under Burn Fat, General, Jerk Rants
Alright, so I just finished reading an articled called Weighing In On The Biggest Loser. It's about how a few "fitness pros" are criticizing and putting a bad light one of the most popular TV shows... The Biggest Loser. Now after reading this article, I realized that it's total bull-crap because these "pros" are completely missing the bigger picture! They are so off- point that it's fucking shocki... more. - Douche #2: Kanye West 9 CommentsPosted by FitJerk on September 16, 2009 under General, Jerk Rants
Man oh man it's been a while since I've found the perfect candidate to add to the douchebag list. But hey, those times never last long because sooner or later some moron ends up catching my attention... and BAM, they earn a label that will haunt them for life. As you know, this list is for jokes, but I do have legit reasons for banishing the victims to the land of the douche.So who's the culpr... more. - What Is FJ’s DoucheBag List? 3 CommentsPosted by FitJerk on June 3, 2009 under General, Jerk Rants
Well to put simply, it's a list of people who I think are full of the douche, and it could be anyone. This list is meant for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. It is my opinion and I have the right to free speech, so if for some reason the person who you are madly in love with ends up on the list, don't cry about it. Take a joke, live a little. And if you personally ended up on the list... Well... CONGR... more. - Douche #1: Mark Zuckerberg 23 CommentsPosted by FitJerk on April 3, 2009 under General, Jerk Rants
Ah! Our very first person to make it on the list, and it's none other than Mark Zuckerberg! For those of you who don't know, this guy is the founder and CEO of a website that has hooked in more users than crack. It's called Facebook, heard of it? It's made him a billionaire at age 23. Now please don't get all rowdy with me and say I'm jealous of him because of this fact... because I assure you I a... more.
