There is a well known quote that reads, “add life to your years, not years to your life” – and it always bugs the hell outta me. Why wouldn’t you want to do both? You want to know the consequence of just adding life to your years? An unfortunate death at 56, but worth hundreds of billions of dollars.It’s true… what Mr.Jobs accomplished in his lifetime was freakin’ incredible. And... more.

Since my last doodle got some attention, I figured it was time to create one that was truly epic. I wanted to give homage to some of the trainers in this niche that have in some way shape or form, influenced what I do. You see, I pump out awesome content not because of me alone. In fact, no trainer is awesome due to a "one man army" type of thinking. We all throw around ideas into a pool and stand... more.

You know what pisses me off? Short term thinking. You know what excites me in my pants? Short term gain. Now there are two types of people in the world; those that understand exactly what I mean, and those that are so confused, they want to rid themselves of such confusion with a jelly donut. For the sake of sheer entertainment, I’ll pretend you fall into the latter group, even if you don’t. ... more.

I'd like to say that most people are relatively self aware when it comes to their physical appearance. As in, they know whether they're out of shape and need some work. What lies below is a little visual help for those that aren't in tune with reality. Or for those that just want a laugh because frankly, I was bored and wanted an excuse to doodle. Enjoy.... more.