Comments on: Douche #1: Mark Zuckerberg

By: Mischievous Dick

Mischievous Dick — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:38:33 +0000

Mark Zuckerberg rapes puppies and eats kitten casseroles. That’s so effed up. Now you tell us he’s not a puppy-raping, kitten-munching douchebag . Very disturbing – before this was revealed, it was previously thought that only Barack “The Stain” Obama practiced such evil deeds.

By: Billy Jack

Billy Jack — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:27:18 +0000

This guy may well be the all-time, hands-down winner for being the ultimate master of ALL douchebaggery. That’s right – no one even touches him. Well — maybe Silvio Berlusconi runs a close second. But at least Silvio’s got a dick.

Zuck quite literally has an “aura” of douchebaggery that completely surrounds him. Even if you didn’t know him, and passed him on the street, there’s a good chance you’d say, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure that guy is a total douchebag…”

By: Opinionated Sparkie

Opinionated Sparkie — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:49:15 +0000

Truly and utterly an asshole. Screwed his buddy (who apparently won millions), stole ideas (wink-wink), and didn’t have the balls to truly admit it.

W A N K E R – rich one, but a W A N K E R nonetheless.

By: Reg

Reg — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:06:13 +0000

Zuckerberg is a cunt.

By: Fuckerberg

Fuckerberg — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:53:23 +0000

Kill Zuckerberg Now!!!

By: ghostworld420

ghostworld420 — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 19:32:31 +0000

Just looking at Zuckerberg’s ugly puss you can tell what a shithead he is. He’s the kind of guy who would get bullied in school but you would actually root for the bullies. If only he could be run over by a truck and splatter his fucking head, I just might start believing in God. :/

By: lol

lol — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:00:48 +0000

OF COURSE it WAS the real truth. Why Winklevoss twins sued the douche and how they successfully proved it at the court?

By: FUCKerberg

FUCKerberg — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 12:55:38 +0000

there are hundreds of similar sites like fecebook but why how this one site could monopolize social media market?

By: FUCKerberg

FUCKerberg — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 11:04:08 +0000

This youngest billionaire is why you are poor jobless homeless, since this heartless motherfucker is collecting our money world wide causing economic crisis. The more successful is this heartless motherfucker the poorer we are!!!!!! And he is a thief, a backstabber and a betrayer.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:37:15 +0000

Yeah, I used to live 2 blocks away from him in Palo Alto. He is an asshole to the Nth degree. Somebody respond to this. My email is taylor_johnson_1@yahoo.com