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Giveaway Of Hand Grip Exercisers! – Crush Your Competition, One Pinky At A Time




** The winner has been picked, check out my latest post to see who the lucky mofo is. Maybe it’s you. Maybe not.

Yeah yeah, I know, this give-away has been a little delayed. But alas, it’s here! For those who read my review of the GRIPMASTER know exactly what I’m giving away. For those that don’t, well I’m sure you’ve checked them out in all their glory from the picture.

One lucky person will have this pair of hand exercisers shipped right to their door step. As you can see, they are in perfect condition and were only sparingly used. I believe the red handles signifies a strong level of resistance so be prepared to work it!

Contest Rules:

1. Open only to those that live in Canada or the continental United States.

2. One entry per person, people with duplicate entries will be omitted from the draw process.

3. I do no provide any warranty and/or guarantees on this piece of equipment. It’s a give away, do with it what you will.

4. You may bribe me with cold hard cash don’t have to buy anything.

Cool, now that we’ve dealt with that, here’s how you enter.

–Step 1–

Simply fill out the form below to tweet out a lil blurb about the contest. DON’T WORRY, THE APPLICATION DOES NOT STORE YOUR INFORMATION AND IT WILL ONLY TWEET OUT ONE MESSAGE. I take privacy very seriously… I punch spammers in the face. If you don’t have a Twitter account, then you seriously need to get with the times and create one!

Twitter Username:
Twitter Password:

Your information is not stored and only one tweet will be sent

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–Step 2–

Post a comment stating why you want them. Be creative, be boring, be sarcastic… I don’t care, just post some kind of reason.

… And that’s all there is to it! The draw will take place exactly one week from the time this post went up. Winner will be contacted by email so when you post a comment, make sure you use your primary email address. If I don’t hear from the winner within 24 hours, I’ll pick a new winner.

Happy gripping.

- FitJerk

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Very informative post. Thanks for taking the time to share your view with us.

I liked it. So much useful material. I read with great interest.

I had a dream to start my firm, but I didn't earn enough of money to do it. Thank God my close colleague proposed to take the credit loans. Thence I used the bank loan and made real my old dream.

I'm not easily impressed. . . but that's impresisgn me! :)

I'll try to put this to good use immdeiately.

FJ, who won???? I am going to read your muscle post tomorrow!!!

I would like to win the Gripmasters so I can become a GripMaster!

Well, I don\'t tweet and I\'m too shallow to care much about grip strength. There\'s no impressive muscle to show off, and I figure if I can still hold a cup of coffee or a pint of beer, I\"m good.

But I just have to say how cool your site is. Love all the bells and whistles! And your elliptical interview totally cracked me up.

i want the handgrips so i can jerk off more productively

Dear Fit Jerk,

I desperately need these hand grips! I must strengthen my lovely hands/arms so I will no longer get made fun of when eating Indian food.

:)

Hi FJ,

The handgrippers for one would be the missing link to complete my training. And like the saying goes something is only as strong as its weakest link.

Have a Good One!!

Wow! Great thiinkng! JK

Why, why, why...?

Because milking 2 goats by hand twice a day doesn't give me enough hand strength? ah, guess that's not it. To keep me fit in between milkings? Oh yeah, keyboard. So my little kids can use them as thigh masters? That might work.

Hey...couldn't we just make this an addendum to the exercise for sex article? ha ha. Guess I'll let you go there ;)

Just tweeted. I think it will help my arm get stronger.

I guess the FitBug should give it a go :)

I'm out of lgeaue here. Too much brain power on display!

Kewl you should come up with that. Excllenet!

FJ!

Last I checked, tales of my tremendous grip strength were still being told even in the most remote corners of the world.

So while I don't need these, it's a cool idea.

You get a retweet from me for it.

Enjoy,
-Blake

Just tweeted. Now I can get stronger and punch some people??

I'll give a bloggy mention tomorrow afternoon. Coolness.

OK, FJ, I don't tweet, twitter or whatever. Do you have to do both?? I know, get with it BUT I will not! So there! :-) I just don't want all those crazy messages right now! So, do with this as you please! So there! Big :-D

Hey thee Fit Jerk,

Just RT'd your blog post! Awesome give away. I would like a pair of hand grips to stay active while I'm sitting at this godforsaken desk, stay a little active at least, to get the blood flowin.

Cheers!

In awe of that answer! Rellay cool!

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