About FitJerk

So who the hell am I, and why should you listen to me?

I’m the dude that’s done it, tried it, and been through it all. My body sucks the attention of every eyeball that comes in it’s vicinity, and do you know why? Because I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.

And unlike some “experts” who are out of shape and completely useless, I can help you get in the best shape of your life. Point Blank Period.

There are really only 5 things you need to know about me:

1. I’m called a “FitJerk” for a good reason: I don’t like wasting time, I don’t kiss people’s asses, I can’t handle people who feel sorry for themselves… and I tell it like it is. I don’t accept the guilt of those who chose to be mediocre in life. I’m truly only a “jerk” to people when provoked. If that’s too intense for you, then by all means… don’t read my stuff. Doesn’t matter to me either way.

2. I AM VERY RESULTS ORIENTED: I don’t bother with useless, unproven and loose “THEORIES”, “STUDIES” or “SUGGESTIONS”. When I mention a technique, it’s because it WORKS, and it works because either I’ve personally tested it, or it has been successfully used in some of my case studies. Point Blank Period!

3. I DON’T CRAVE FAME. Unlike the other fitness “gurus” who dream about doing seminars or doing live TV talk shows etc… I just turn heads when I walk down the beach… I live a healthy life and sometimes even incur jealousy into others. Then I go to bed happy. Anymore attention and I’ll have to start hiring a personal bodyguard. I live a happy life… and I like it that way!

4. I’m A PHILANTHROPIST. Yup… I believe people SERIOUSLY need help. This is the main reason why I’m giving away this Head-Start eBook. And yes I know, on the surface it may not seem like it, but I see the bigger picture. If humanity doesn’t help humanity… then who will? That… and I am also sick and tired of seeing our amazing North American culture physically blow up into a giant ball of lard. Makes me sick!

5. I HAVE AN ODD SENSE OF HUMOR – So basically, you either get with the program or take a hike. But eventually, you know you’ll be back. In fact I know you’ll be back because 95% of the info out there is bullshit, designed to keep you a mindless product-consuming sheep.

Anyways, enough of how awesome I am. This blog will provide you with incredible fitness information in case you’re feeling too lazy to invest a measly amount of money to grab a copy of my book! It’s ok… that means your a LINGER-ER. You don’t take action and you never will.

But just in case you’d like to prove me wrong, make the appropriate selection below. But just know that if you’re not committed, then don’t bother. I don’t go around wasting people’s time so make sure you don’t waste mine.