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PepsiCo. Aims To Make Its Products Less Crappy




Aye, it is true… after suffering pressure from the government and feeling the squeeze in it’s pockets, PepsiCo Inc. has put together a 5 year plan to make it’s products more appealing to the “health conscious” consumer and to avoid being prodded by the government.

So what exactly are they planning on doing?

“…to cut the sodium found in each serving of its key brands by one-fourth in five years” [Source]

But wait! There’s more!

“The company also set two goals for the next 10 years: to cut the average added sugar per serving by 25 percent and saturated fat per serving by 15 percent, in addition to adding more whole grains, fruits, vegetables and low-fat dairy into its array of products.”

After reading this article I really wasn’t sure how I felt. I mean on one hand I have a soft-spot which likes to recognize and mention any kind of conscious effort towards better health, but this is fucking Pepsi Co. A billion dollar corporation, and when it comes to business, emotions should be chucked at the door. They sure didn’t have a conscience while they sold their over-sugared crap for the past how many years? No wait… decades.

So my final impression of this health stunt? (which is what it really is) – Who the hell cares. They are making a crappy product less crappy. Whooptie doo. It ain’t enough. I rarely have pop – the only time I do is when I want a rum&coke. But that’s the thing, I use COKE, not Pepsi.

But if they are even remotely serious about this… here are further suggestions for this company:

  • How about eliminating the massive amounts of MSG in Doritos? Classic case of a good product saturated with shitty ingredients.
  • Screw 5 & 10 years… who the hell will remember your silly “reduce sugar” plan after a god damn decade? Reduce this shit NOW (1 year) and replace all the aspartame with Stevia. I believe Coke has already successfully implemented Stevia in some it’s beverages so why cant you?
  • TRUE health drinks aren’t hard to make. Really, they aren’t… fire your sugar hungry chemists and hire ones that actually give a rats ass about their own health, then ask them to make a beverage they would consume themselves AND would give to their own family.

I’d say that’s a pretty good start. Much better than their marathon inspired plan that results in a quick PR boost.

Discuss: If you’re not a complete moron, I assume you have suggestions of your own. So let’s hear them…  What else should they do?

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I am sure the need for more money is in there somewhere! ;-)

That's a good point... I saw "Ogre" sized drinks at the movies. Same with Hulk - which after further research I found out has like 130g sugar per massive cup *barf*

I find it ironic that I just posted this morning an article about the dangers of soda. I agree that it shouldn't take a 5-10 yr plan. are you serious? how does it take more time to change an existing product than it does coming out with brand new ones? When movies like Shrek or Lord of the Rings came out.. BAM!!! new soft drinks with new flavors and labels were shipped out.

The idea is there.. ACT on it!!

It also makes you wonder about the taste of their products. Right now, I quite enjoy a Pepsi or 7-Up once in a while because I know what to expect. When Coca Cola tried fooling around with their brand taste, it was a total flop. I agree that this sounds like a marketing ploy as who will remember this years from now when they finally implement the changes?

Coke tried to change their taste? When? That's the most idiotic thing they could do... their product is a classic. That's like, messing with the Mona Lisa.

Sometimes... I swear these execs just WANT to bring down the company and throw their profits out the door. (I.E Pepsi's new logo - utter trash)

you dont remember "new" coke? i dont either. it was a failed experiment in the mid 80's. people resist change, even change that's good for them. we should all be so enlightened as to not consume crap products that are marketed towards us. i'll admit i enjoy a dr. pepper every now and then. gives me motivation to work out extra hard the next session. i know i'm late to your blog, but i feel since you have a say-what-you-want attitude on your site, i'd do just that

Better late than ever, welcome to the party. Yes I looked up "new" coke... and people revolted against that shit, which is why it's now apparently called "Cassic Coke" so you know you're getting the good stuff.

Can't fuck with what works.

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