So who’s the culprit that got on my nerves this time? Well it’s none other than the over-hyped, over-cocky, over-interrupting sunva’ bitch Mr. Kanye West.

At this point, MOST of you get it. You know exactly why hes on this list and why he gets my “special” award, end of story. But for those who don’t, or those who want a little wrap up along with a focused, laser like opinion… let’s see what landed this little chode on my douche radar. (Hey Kanye, this is one award that you’ll actually win & deserve both at the same time… isn’t that something?)

First is his OVER the top attention-whore attitude. I’m all for loving yourself, being confident and being a cock for hilarity’s sake when the time is right, but this guy is a little much. And on top of that, if you ARE gona be cocky, back your shit up dude! Some people say he’s talented, I say he is OK at best. Sure, he’s got some catchy songs and some good ones but there is no way this guy is “super talented” with his monotone rapping voice… not in my fucking books anyways. But you know what? This isn’t the main reason why I think he’s a douchebag, it’s more to do with the fact that…

He is a whiny, bitchy faggot with a childish attitude at award shows! I swear I haven’t seen someone throw a fit this bad since I saw a little kid lose his $1 at a carnival game. For being one of the “top” artists, he’s go no class, no respect for other artists and can’t accept defeat like a man. I think this pisses me off the most. The first incident was when he lost to Justice for best music video. Check this out:

Then as everyone knows, the second incident was where Kanye took to the stage and blurted out “I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time” to Taylor Swift WHILE she is in the middle of her acceptance speech for winning best female music video. The transcript of what he said doesn’t do it justice because the way he said it along with the body-language used just gives “disrespect” a whole new meaning. Now, let’s break this down shall we? WHAT THE FUCK does Kanye West have to do with the best female music video category? NOTHING! (well now that I know he’s a pussy-loser, maybe it does)

But really, who the fuck does that? How can someone have such a desperate need for attention that they have to voice an unwanted opinion in the middle of someone who just won a fucking award? Taylor started crying… and if it was any other woman I don’t see why a slap to his face is unjustified. But Kanye isn’t THAT stupid, I mean if Pink won and he tried this bullshit, she would have kicked his ass.

Now some people are saying “oh he made a mistake” or “hes only human, he said he’s going to apologize to Taylor”. You know what I say to those numbnuts? STFU! He didn’t make a mistake, when he walked up on that stage he knew EXACTLY what he was about to do. A mistake is when you’re giving a speech and you say some shit that just comes out. Or when you’re performing a task and say… your hand slips. It’s not intentional.

In Kanye’s case, it was a deliberate act of douchbaggery. I mean I of all people should know… when I’m about to pull some shenanigans, there is no fucking “mistake” that’s about to happen. There isn’t any uncertainty either, I know exactly what I’m doing, but at least I don’t bitch about it and own up to it like a man.

So Mr.Kanye West, you fucking gayfish, these are the reasons (and I’m sure plenty more will come along) why you’ve earned yourself the:

P.S- For those who are clueless as to why I called Kanye West a “gayfish”… check out the hilarious South Park episode where they diss the living shit out of this man. Here’s a little preview…

DISCUSS: What YOU think of Kanye? Do his desperate cries for attention bother you? Will you (god forbid) still buy his music? Post comments below!