<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Jerk&#039;s Fitness Blog &#187; Laughter</title> <atom:link href="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/tag/laughter/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog</link> <description>&#34;Probably the most useful blog you had the intelligence to find&#34; - Fit Jerk</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 18:22:31 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>Bring On The Love&#8230; But Pile On The Hate!</title><link>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/bring-on-the-love-but-pile-on-the-hate/</link> <comments>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/bring-on-the-love-but-pile-on-the-hate/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:01:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>FitJerk</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Motivation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hard Time]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hard Truth]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hate Mail]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Health]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insecurity]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Laughter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Losers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Love Hate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Nutritious Food]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Oatmeal]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Obstacles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[People]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Personality]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Proactive Measures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Shortcomings]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sorry Ass]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Victim Mentality]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/?p=777</guid> <description><![CDATA[So I decided to take the day off today as my &#8220;recovery&#8221; day&#8230; Because you know&#8230; I CAN, and figured I&#8217;d go through some of my backed-up emails while eating some of the most energy-boosting and nutritious food you can combine together. As most of you have probably figured out by now, I am the [...]<br /><div><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I decided to take the day off today as my &#8220;recovery&#8221; day&#8230; Because you know&#8230; I CAN, and figured I&#8217;d go through some of my backed-up emails while eating some of the most energy-boosting and nutritious food you can combine together. As most of you have probably figured out by now, I am the personality polarizer. People either love me or hate me&#8230; But to me it matters not.</p><p>After experiencing abdominal stinging laughter from reading the hate mails, one thing became blatantly obvious to me&#8230; whether these people realized  it or not, I struck a chord within them &#8211; and it was making them quite unsettled. You could just feel the insecurity coming through the words.</p><p>Apparently, my in-your-face style is something they find &#8220;insulting&#8221;, &#8220;shocking&#8221; and even &#8220;appalling&#8221;. Pfft&#8230; So basically, by me kicking them in the ass, reminding them about their un-exciting lives and telling them that they&#8217;re completely hopeless jabronies for NOT taking proactive measures to better their state of health&#8230; I&#8217;m being harsh and a determent to society? BITE ME, because I give you the exact steps necessary to over come any of these challenges, shortcomings, obstacles&#8230; whatever you want to call em.</p><p>This makes me think about what EXACTLY it is that they found so &#8220;shocking&#8221;. Maybe they realized that I was right and they couldn&#8217;t stare truth in the face, so they resort to ridiculously long-winded letters about how they are &#8220;totally content&#8221; with themselves in their state of body because they are not &#8220;superficial&#8221; or &#8220;materialistic&#8221;. I mean&#8230; Why else would they waste their time writing to me? People just have a hard time accepting the truth, especially when it&#8217;s about them.</p><p>For those that do accept it, move on, and apply my teachings&#8230; End up changing their LIVES, not just their bodies. This end result is nothing short of insane! But not many will get to feel this way. Instead they will hone and perfect their victim mentality and continue to be sorry ass losers. It&#8217;s too bad.</p><p>On the contrary to all of this, I did read some &#8220;love mail&#8221; if you will (I&#8217;m not talking about the porn &amp; penis pills emails that keep piling up in my spam folder here). These are nothing short of&#8230; Inspiring. Most of the time it comes across and a personality reboot. You know when your computer is being fucking retarded and nothing&#8217;s working but when you reboot&#8230; Viola! It&#8217;s all good? Yeah that kind of mysterious happenings come through. The general consensus goes like this: &#8220;I thought you were a douche bag, I came across your book, figured what the hell&#8230; And now I&#8217;m living healthier than ever before, realized that you&#8217;re actually kind of helpful, changed my life&#8230; So many thanks.&#8221;</p><p>I had posted an email from this guy a while back, and if you haven&#8217;t read it, then you ought to. This is <a href="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/finally-someone-who-gets-it/" target="_blank">someone who truly gets it</a> and should be an IDOL for you &#8220;feel sorry for myself&#8221; losers out there. And if you&#8217;re not a loser, you should still read it, realize the possibilities &amp; feel empowered.</p><p>As for you hate-mailers&#8230; I can just hear your fingers pounding away at that keyboard as  you come up with more entertaining lunacy for me to read. Keep it coming, even FJ gets bored from time to time&#8230; and you can sleep happy knowing that you kept my attention from wandering away. Once you&#8217;re done with all the shenanigans though, might want to check out my <a href="http://www.flawlessfitnessbook.com/thebook.html" target="_blank">FREE Mini-Course</a>&#8230; and maybe a bunch of other fitness blogs. (In other words&#8230; Don&#8217;t stalk only me!)</p><p>To Being Fit &amp; Sexy 4 Life</p><p>- Fit Jerk</p><p style='text-align:left'>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</br><i>&copy; 2009, By <i><b>FitJerk</b></i>. <i>FitJerk.com is a division of <a href="http://www.flawlessfitnessmedia.com" target="_blank">Flawless Fitness Media</a> &#8211; All Rights Reserved &#8211; No part of this post is to be republished without author consent under any forms of media (including print, internet, video or audio transcription). Doing so is a violation against copyright law and should be punishable by a punch to the face. All images are copyright of their respective owners.</i></p><p><b>Tired Of Looking Ordinary? <a href="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/e-training" target="_blank"><u>Click Here</u></a> And Get FJ To Design A Fitness Plan Just For You!</b> <i>FREE Initial Consultation.</i></i></p> <br /><div><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/bring-on-the-love-but-pile-on-the-hate/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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