<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Fit Jerk&#039;s Flawless Fitness Blog &#187; Piss</title> <atom:link href="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/tag/piss/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog</link> <description>&#34;Probably the most useful blog you had the intelligence to find&#34; - Fit Jerk</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:34:05 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>What Is FJ&#8217;s DoucheBag List?</title><link>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/what-is-fjs-douchebag-list/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=what-is-fjs-douchebag-list</link> <comments>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/what-is-fjs-douchebag-list/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:47:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>- Fit Jerk -</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Douchebag List!]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fun Stuff]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Joke]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Lack Of Intelligence]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Love]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mark Zuckerberg]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pathetic Souls]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pessimistic Views]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Piss]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Stupidity]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/?p=684</guid> <description><![CDATA[Well to put simply, it&#8217;s a list of people who I think are full of the douche, and it could be anyone. This list is meant for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. It is my opinion and I have the right to free speech, so if for some reason the person who you are madly in love [...]<br /><div><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well to put simply, it&#8217;s a list of people who I think are full of the douche, and it could be anyone. This list is meant for <strong>ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY</strong>. It is my opinion and I have the right to free speech, so if for some reason the person who you are madly in love with ends up on the list, don&#8217;t cry about it. Take a joke, live a little. And if you personally ended up on the list&#8230; Well&#8230; CONGRATULATIONS -YOU ARE NOW A DOUCHEBAG!</p><p>How does one make it on the list? Well the reasons can vary&#8230; But here are some of they ways that these pathetic souls earned their spot on my DoucheBag List:</p><ul type="disc"><li>Their actions piss me      off&#8230;</li><li>Their decisions piss      me off&#8230;</li><li>Their lack of      intelligence pisses me off&#8230;</li><li>Their stupidity pisses      me off&#8230;</li><li>Their constant      pessimistic views on life pisses me off&#8230;</li><li>They always feel sorry      for themselves&#8230;</li><li>And many more that I      can&#8217;t come up right now&#8230;</li></ul><p>I&#8217;ll try my best to make sure the reason for putting them on the list is well justified. In my eyes at least. If you feel that someone belongs on this list, and want to make a recommendation, DO email me.</p><p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p><p>To see those who made the list, click on the category &#8220;Fun Stuff&#8221; then select the &#8220;Douche List&#8221; sub category.</p> <br /><div><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />Share My Brilliance:<a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;title=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F" title="StumbleUpon"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/stumbleupon.png" title="StumbleUpon" alt="StumbleUpon" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/home?status=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F%20-%20http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F" title="Twitter"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/twitter.png" title="Twitter" alt="Twitter" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;t=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F" title="Facebook"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/facebook.png" title="Facebook" alt="Facebook" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;title=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F" title="Reddit"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/reddit.png" title="Reddit" alt="Reddit" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;title=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F&amp;bodytext=Well%20to%20put%20simply%2C%20it%27s%20a%20list%20of%20people%20who%20I%20think%20are%20full%20of%20the%20douche%2C%20and%20it%20could%20be%20anyone.%20This%20list%20is%20meant%20for%20ENTERTAINMENT%20PURPOSES%20ONLY.%20It%20is%20my%20opinion%20and%20I%20have%20the%20right%20to%20free%20speech%2C%20so%20if%20for%20some%20reason%20the%20person%20who%20you%20a" title="Digg"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/digg.png" title="Digg" alt="Digg" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://www.diigo.com/post?url=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;title=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F" title="Diigo"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/diigo.png" title="Diigo" alt="Diigo" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://www.tumblr.com/share?v=3&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;t=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F&amp;s=Well%20to%20put%20simply%2C%20it%27s%20a%20list%20of%20people%20who%20I%20think%20are%20full%20of%20the%20douche%2C%20and%20it%20could%20be%20anyone.%20This%20list%20is%20meant%20for%20ENTERTAINMENT%20PURPOSES%20ONLY.%20It%20is%20my%20opinion%20and%20I%20have%20the%20right%20to%20free%20speech%2C%20so%20if%20for%20some%20reason%20the%20person%20who%20you%20a" title="Tumblr"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/tumblr.png" title="Tumblr" alt="Tumblr" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="http://www.mixx.com/submit?page_url=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F&amp;title=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F" title="Mixx"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/mixx.png" title="Mixx" alt="Mixx" class="sociable-hovers" /></a> <a rel="nofollow"  target="_blank" href="mailto:?subject=What%20Is%20FJ%27s%20DoucheBag%20List%3F&amp;body=http%3A%2F%2Fflawlessfitnessbook.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-is-fjs-douchebag-list%2F" title="email"><img src="http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/sociable/images/email_link.png" title="email" alt="email" class="sociable-hovers" /></a><br/><br/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/what-is-fjs-douchebag-list/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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