Today we have an article on everyone’s favorite subject! And if this isn’t your favorite subject than screw you, because you ain’t human! It’s a dual effort between Mary Ward and myself. As most of you know, I tend to write my own shit because then I can keep the quality standards as insanely high as possible, but there are always exceptions. Because I’m big on preserving people’s orig... more.

So here's something *cough* surprising... I've noticed that there some seriously SLOW mofos roaming around out there, wondering, if they'll ever be able to move as fast as moi! Now I'm not referring to the obese balls of lard that have trouble wiping their own ass. No. I'm talking about people who are generally in good shape but lack any sort of explosive power and  have reflexes that could be be... more.