For those of you who know what I’m about or have at least read my HeadStart fitness report, it probably doesn’t come as a surprise that I’m a HUGE peanut butter (PB) fan. And when I say huge, I mean I have tried it ALL! From the protein enriched PB to the all natural PB to the most nasty ass, sugary and fatty PB that tastes so good it might as well be sold illegally. Like crack… on a stick. That’s right, when it comes to PB, I’m a whore… I’ve been around, so it’s safe to say I know a few things.

And so, if there is one thing I know for sure, it’s that a TRUE PB fan will always take the CHUNKY over the SMOOTH everyday of the week, point blank period.

I mean, I’ve already converted a few to the ways of the chunky, just check out what this feisty bitch delightful young lady had to say after I got her hooked…

courtesy of traynharder23.wordpress.com

Ahh yes, they say such nice things. So could you imagine the horror when a few days ago I realized my PB stock was running low, therefore I hit up my usual grocery store only to realize that THEY WERE OUT OF CHUNKY PB. Don’t tell me it’s not a big deal, it fucking is!

Off I went and demanded to the store’s stock bitch… er, boy to go in the back room and bring me a jar of the finest chunky PB they have. He turned up with nothing. If he worked for me he would have been shot, but he doesn’t. So he got lucky and therefore I had to do something I haven’t done in a long time… pick up a jar of SMOOTH. If there was a hardcore PB club, I’m sure I would get kicked out… whatever.

So this is what I had to work with, and after a day I just couldn’t take it anymore. I mean sure, I could go back to the store now and pick up some chunky but what to do with this jar? Let it go to waste? Do a give away? Hmm… I think not. So I figured instead of living with this smooth crap, I’d transform it on my own. I mean what’s in chunky anyways? Just diced peanuts right? Why couldn’t I add my own?

So off I went, bought a bag of peanuts and started chopping, only to realize after half an hour that this was a horrible idea. Ever tried chopping peanuts? It’s a bitch and a half yo. Forget it. Anyways I was hungry after that half hour of chopping so I made some oatmeal, threw in a scoop of WheyCrisps and sat down to eat. *much* *crunch* *munch*

Hey wait a minute! Whey Crisps… they are small, and crunchy and jam packed with with the finest isolate whey protein, and over here I have a jar of smooth PB that’s doing nothing…

I literally vaccumed the oatmeal from my bowl, ran to the kitchen, threw a spoon-full of smooth PB in a bowl and sprinkled it with some WheyCrisps. I mixed that sucker up and gave it a whirl…

OMFG!

On one had you have the goodness of PB, then on the other hand you have the high protein crunch and satisfaction of WheyCrisps (if you read my review, you know they rock). I had to have more! So I grabbed my then-empty bottle of chunky PB, threw in like 5 huge scoops of the smooth stuff followed by 3 scoops of WheyCrisps (that’s 84g of protein!) and mixed the living shit outa it.

final scoop

finished product

To add to the awesomeness, I threw in some finely grounded dark chocolate pieces (80% coco) along with a little bit of finely grounded instant coffee for some extra flavor. Coffee is another one of my weaknesses so I figured what the hell, why not right?

So, you’re probably wondering, “was it actually good?”

Good?! No it wasn’t good, it was the BEST FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. And this is coming from someone who’s tried it all remember? Seriously, if you even remotely like peanut butter, you need to try this out. The extras such as the chocolate and coffee might not be your thing, but just the WheyCrisps and Smooth PB alone should be better than anything you’ve previously had… both taste and nutrition wise.

I shall call this creation…

JERKBUTTER™

I think that’s a fairly appropriate, and descriptive name. Now I just need to think of the packaging, the marketing angle and approach BPT (the guys who made WheyCrisps) and convince them to mass produce this shit. I think it’ll fly.

If you want to get your hands on some WheyCrisps (and support the site) grab some from the link below…

>>BUY BPT Whey Protein Crisps, 3 Lbs., Natural

Have fun buttering the jerk out of your toast in the mornings.

- FitJerk

Discuss - Are you going to create your own jerk butter? If you did, how did it turn out?

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