Comments on: Weekly Jokes – Part 1

By: Hilarious Joker

Hilarious Joker — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:07:55 +0000

The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there’s a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!

By: - Fit Jerk -

- Fit Jerk - — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:43:49 +0000

@Debbie

You can call me a Jackass… but why on this post? I was just the joke provider not the creator.

You’re hurting my feelings and stuff. Stop that shit.

By: Debbie Ferm

Debbie Ferm — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:27:38 +0000

Hey FJ,

Just read your jokes. Will you be offended if I say you are a complete Jackass?

With all due respect of course:)

By: tra

tra — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:18:51 +0000

still got it…probably for that reason.

By: - Fit Jerk -

- Fit Jerk - — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:37:42 +0000

You have tons of them, can I steal one? Preferably the one with pb smothered over the er… “tip”. I duno if it was your camera angle but that picture was funny.

Probably only to me… and you.

By: tra

tra — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:14:35 +0000

now if you had a banana picture it’d make this article even more rated r and dirrrrrrrtyyyyy

By: - Fit Jerk -

- Fit Jerk - — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:40:03 +0000

Haha, those are fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing. Crazy Mexicans… gotta love em’.

By: cher

cher — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:09:50 +0000

ok.. i got two for ya!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

while he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! he probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. i saw how he kissed your neck. if he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. this guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You.”

to which the wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

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A mexican man tells his wife.. When I die, cremate me and put me in your salsa. She asks Why? to which he replies…

So I can tear that ass up one more time!!! >:)

have a great week FJ!!!!