What’s up everyone? Today we have another lil installment of funny shit that is bound to crack you up, giving you a hardcore ab workout. Before that though, be sure to check out my featured article Why You Shouldn’t Stick To Your Niche on menwithpens.ca. It’s a fellow Canadian site, so drop some comment love. The only thing is that their main editor (James) is a Habs fan, and I’m all about the leafs so make sure that in the comments you say: Go Leafs Go!

On with the jokes

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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”
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A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, “What are these things daddy?” His dad said, “Condoms son.” The boy asked, “Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?” The dad replied, “The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March….”
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A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbors?” and the owner of the house says “Oh thats the Robinsons, they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to go fuck herself!”
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A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, “What the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to the stranger and says, “I told you he was stupid.”
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Hah, I think that last one is my favorite. Packs a funny punch with minimum words… brevity for hilarity. Awesome.

As always, be sure to add your favourites to the collection.

-FitJerk