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What Is FJ’s DoucheBag List?




Well to put simply, it’s a list of people who I think are full of the douche, and it could be anyone. This list is meant for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. It is my opinion and I have the right to free speech, so if for some reason the person who you are madly in love with ends up on the list, don’t cry about it. Take a joke, live a little. And if you personally ended up on the list… Well… CONGRATULATIONS -YOU ARE NOW A DOUCHEBAG!

How does one make it on the list? Well the reasons can vary… But here are some of they ways that these pathetic souls earned their spot on my DoucheBag List:

  • Their actions piss me off…
  • Their decisions piss me off…
  • Their lack of intelligence pisses me off…
  • Their stupidity pisses me off…
  • Their constant pessimistic views on life pisses me off…
  • They always feel sorry for themselves…
  • And many more that I can’t come up right now…

I’ll try my best to make sure the reason for putting them on the list is well justified. In my eyes at least. If you feel that someone belongs on this list, and want to make a recommendation, DO email me.

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To see those who made the list, click on the category “Fun Stuff” then select the “Douche List” sub category.

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Bush... now that will be a fucking 10 part series.
Jonas Brothers... that's a good one.

Nominate George W. Bush, The Jonas Brothers and the entire Yankees team! (i really don't like the yankees..)

Update - If you're going to be recommending a person for this list, please make sure they're relatively famous! Or famous for being a douche!

I had some weirdo email me and say "I nominate my dad". That's great kid... but I don't.

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